- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

all these jokes are horrible now

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fine, ladies first.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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