- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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