- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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