What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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