What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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