What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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