"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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you give like i give lomain

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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