Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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