- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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