What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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