- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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