Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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