- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock knock.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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