- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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