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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

women's rights.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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