- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

i like turtles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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