Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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