- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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