Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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