- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

you gay?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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