person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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