- Anti Joke

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Detroit has a low crime rate

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Matt is a Duster!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.