- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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