- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Detroit has a low crime rate

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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