- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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