- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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