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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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