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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

One, two, three, four and five

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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