Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Cancer

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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No your aunties a joke

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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