- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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