- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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