What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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