What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Joesph Triphook.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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