Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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ure mama's so fat

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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