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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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