- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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