why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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