- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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