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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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