- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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