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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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