Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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