Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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womens rights.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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