There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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George W. Bush

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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