My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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poop

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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