Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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