Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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