- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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