- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

My parents died!

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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