- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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