- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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