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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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i like turtles

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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