- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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