- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Men's rights

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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