- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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