what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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No it doesnt..

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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