Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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