Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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