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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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