- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red, yup.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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