- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A baby seal walks into a club.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

I have an idea! You leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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