- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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