Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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