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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Your girlfriend.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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