- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

my wife out of the kitchen

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Oh s***

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

If you were a cactus, why?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why can't jokes spit?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Gretta has five legs? -no

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??