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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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