- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Fat? Jesse Z

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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