- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

This is an anti-joke.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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