Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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