What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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