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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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