- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

360 NO SCOPE

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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