- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama = ebola

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

speak now or forever hold your pee

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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