- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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