3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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