- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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What's long and black The unemployment line

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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