- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's the difference between a duck?

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